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When God-fearin' Women Shop For Shoes
When God-fearin' Women Learn To rock
You Ain't Woman Enough To Bake My Ham
"Ashes" adapted by Speedy
(Chorus)
Big Macs, I really like Big Macs,
I can eat a whole stack,
They taste so good.
Big Macs, (I) got some in my backpack
Got more in this big sack,
Like you knew I would.
(Verse 1)
I got so hungry, when I woke up.
I ate some pancakes; that's not enough!
The hunger burning
Inside of me
Is for that burger
From Mickey D's!
(Repeat Chorus)
(Verse 2)
McDonald's burgers, they taste the best.
They're so much better, than all the rest.
I don't like Whoppers
From Burger King
Big Macs are better
Than anything.
(Repeat Chorus)
"There You Are" adapted by Speedy
A very lucky (but also very forgetful) young lady was given a brand new
Chevy Camaro for her 21st birthday. After celebrating her birthday with some
friends at the local bar for several hours, she decided it was finally time
to go home, but was unable to find her beloved new car anywhere. In her
grief and sorrow, she sang this song as she sadly walked home in the rain:
(Verse 1)
Where's my car? Hey, it's not where it should be.
Where's my car? Thought I parked it by this tree.
I'm so sad, and I'm feeling really bad, 'cuz it was a gift for me.
(Chorus)
Every time I turn around, I just hope it can be found
When I walk out of a bar. Where's my car?
Standin' out here in the rain, I wish you could feel my pain.
This really is bizarre. Where's my car?
Can't you see how bad I feel? I hope someone didn't steal
And then drive it very far. Where's my car?
(Verse 2)
Where's my car? It was shiny and brand new.
Where's my car? I think it was dark blue.
Now it's gone, so I'm singin' this sad song. I don't know what to do.
(Chorus)
Every time I drive to town, I just hope it can be found
When I walk out of a bar. Where's my car?
Standin' out here in the rain, I wish you could feel my pain.
This really is bizarre. Where's my car?
Can't you see how bad I feel? I hope someone didn't steal
And then drive it very far.
Where's my CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?
Every time I drive around, I just hope it can be found
When I walk out of a bar. Where's my car?
Where's my car?
THERE YOU ARE!!!
As you can see, this sad song actually has a very happy ending. As she got
closer to her house, she saw that her car was parked safe and sound in her
driveway. You see, she only lived a half block away from the bar, so she
decided to just walk there.
Martinaly yours,
The Speedster
When God-fearin' Women Shop
For Shoes
"When God-fearin' Women Get The Blues" adapted by Speedy
(Verse 1)
Call all the husbands.
Call all the sons.
Tell them to run and hide
'Cuz shoe-shoppin' ain't much fun.
Call all your friends and say
"Let's find something else to do
'Cuz the girls went shoppin' and there ain't no stoppin' (them).
If we go with them we'll get the blues."
(Chorus)
When God-fearin' women shop for shoes
There ain't no sure way of knowin'
When they're really through
Runnin' 'round yellin'
"I've got some Reeboks!
I've got some Candies!
They fit me just fine and dandy!
Look at these nice pair of Nikes!
I know that you think I'm crazy!"
(Verse 2)
They shop at Wal-Mart,
They shop at Sears.
These gals just loves to shop;
It seems like they're gone for years.
And just when it seems that they've
Shopped at every store around,
They get back in the car,
'Cuz they know it ain't far
To the closest neighboring town.
(Repeat Chorus)
When God-Fearin' Women Learn
To Rock
"When God-fearin' Women Get The Blues" adapted by Shandra
Lock up your basses
Lock up your drums
Lock up those microphone stands
Boys, lock up your albums
Lock up the music shop
No tellin' if they've heard the news
Call the boys downtown at Martin's Guitar
Tell 'em lock up them high-priced kazoos
When God-fearin' women learn to rock
There ain't no point in tellin' 'em
If they're good or not
They run around yellin'
I gotta Fender
I can play like Nancy
Do you wanna be my groupie
Only as long as you don't sue me
Do you wanna be my groupie
Call all the labels
Call the radio stations
Call all the producers, managers, musicians
Call every agent
Well call all the venues
Spread the word, it's all true
Well call the drummer
He's the only one can help her
And she has nothing at all to lose
When God-fearin' women learn to rock
There ain't no point in tellin' 'em
If they're good or not
They run around yellin'
I gotta Fender
I can play like Nancy
Do you wanna be my groupie
Only as long as you don't sue me
Do you wanna be my groupie
She's on all our radios
She's on all our TV sets
As for the Grammy awards
Her winning, it's a sure bet
When God-fearin' women learn to rock
There ain't no point in tellin' 'em
If they're good or not
They run around yellin'
I gotta Fender
I can play like Nancy
Do you wanna be my groupie
Only as long as you don't sue me
Do you wanna be my groupie
"Concrete Angel" adapted by Luke
He walks to school with the lunch he packed
Nobody knows what's in his sack
Wearin' the same doo he wore yesterday
He hides the dandruff with the gel and spray
The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
It's hard to see his face behind a mask
Bearin' the burden of a dandruff snowfall
Sometimes he wishes he was just plain bald
Through the wind and the rain
His hair's hard as a stone
In a world with blondes and brunettes
But his dreams of being
A red-head will never come true
Thanks to concrete hair gel
Somebody cries in the middle of the night
Nobody hears but he turns on the light
A fragile thumb caught in the hands of gel
When morning come he'll forget to yell
Through the wind and the rain
His hair's hard as a stone
In a world with blondes and brunettes
But his dreams of being
A red-head will never come true
Thanks to concrete hair gel
His school picture's in a shaded place
A lonesome boy with his hair on his face
A name is written on a polished plaque
And then he finds out that his hair is black
Through the wind and the rain
His hair's hard as a stone
In a world with blondes and brunettes
But his dreams of being
A red-head will never come true
Thanks to concrete hair gel
"This One's For The Grils" adapted by Angie
This is for all you birds out in that tree
Kitties can be so rough, be so mean
Hold on to, on to you little worm
Fly away when your nest is torn
This one's for the birds!
This is for all you bird up in the sky
With little babies, just tryin' to get by
Livin' on, on telephone wires
Wonderin' where there won't be no forest fires
(Chorus)
This one's for the birds
Who've ever had a 'broken wing'
Who've never learned how to sing
Don't give into anything
This one's for the birds
Who'll soar without holdin' back
Who'll fly with everything they have
All around the world
This one's for the birds
(This one's for all the birds)
This is for all you birds doin' what you do
Tossin' worm guts whenever you're through
Every chirp, chirp that you have made
Made you who you are today
(Chorus)
Yeah you're all the same inside
A million feathers and a nest to hide
(Chorus)
(This one's for all the birds)
Yeah this one's for the birds
(This one's for all the birds
"How Far" adapted by Malori
There’s the bus
she's going on a tour
there's the kids
her band and much much more
there’s the stage there’s the sounds
we all praise her and think she's the best around
oh the best around
there we are
sitting side by side
there she is
the stage's act and light
sing to us
make us grin
we will follow you to the shows again
this isn't gonna end
Chorus:
We are
Martina’s fans and we will show it off
we wanna support her and sell her records so the sales won't drop
we buy the tickets, wait in lines, follow in our cars
so we're gonna scream and shout
even when we're not allowed
we are
There's a site
Darren keeps it up
its the best
we visit every night
its what we want, Martina news
tour dates and an awesome chat room
hey, m will perform here soon!
Chorus
Bridge:
in our cars
or just on the radio
we call and make requests
we play her music high and low
Last Chorus:
We are
Martina’s fans and we will show it off
we wanna support her and sell her records so the sales won't drop
we buy the tickets, wait in lines, follow in our cars
so we're gonna scream and shout
even when we're not allowed
yeah we're gonna scream and shout
even when we're not allowed
we are
we---ar----e
ooooh
You Ain't Woman Enough To
Bake My Ham
"You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" adapted by Val-entine & Speed Racer
You’ve come to tell me something, you say that you don’t know
How that darn old oven works, you can’t seem to make it “go”
You say you’re gonna bake it, oh but I don’t think you can
‘Cause you ain’t woman enough to bake my ham
Women like you, they use microwave ovens
And don’t know how to use cookwear
For you to bake a ham, would take a miracle
So I’m gonna say a prayer
My co-workers are bettin’ that I’ll be eating SPAM
‘Cause you ain’t woman enough to bake my ham
Sometimes a man gets cravings for real down home cooked meals
Swanson TV dinners just don’t have that same appeal
I may call Martha Stewart to come give you a hand
‘Cause you ain’t woman enough to bake my ham
Women like you, they use microwave ovens
And don’t know how to use cookwear
For you to bake a ham, would take a miracle
So I’m gonna say a prayer
My co-workers are bettin’ that I’ll be eating SPAM
‘Cause you ain’t woman enough to bake my ham
No you ain’t woman enough to bake my ham
The _ine & _ina 's of... Martina McBride
Famous People That Share A Birthday With Martina
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The _ine & _ina 's of... Martina McBride
Written by Crysta
Both of Martina's daughters middle names end in 'ine'
Delaney KatharINE Emma JustINE
Martina was born in MedicINE Lodge, Kansas.
Martina's song ValentINE also ends in 'ine'
Martina's name ends in INA & her sister's does as well...Gina
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Famous People That Share A Birthday With Martina
Marty Schiff, Musician
Peter Jennings, News Anchor
David Warner, Actor
Geddy Lee, Singer-bassist
Ken Burns, Documentary Maker
Patti Scialfa, Singer
Alexandra Paul, Actress
Chris Gorman, Drummer
Wil Wheaton, Actor
Wanya Morris, Singer
Stephen Dorff, Actor
Allison Mack, Actress
(As of July 2003)
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Written by members of Martinaville
A
"A Broken Wing", the Martina song that is most often sung by people hoping
to become singers like Martina
Absolute Adorable
Awesome!
Achieve
A singer
B
Beautiful Blue, Martina's eyes!
Beautiful person
best at singing!
best country music singer
C
Creative song artist
Caring
Cool!!
Captivative
Cute!!
D
Delaney!
Dancing Queen - I think Martina is a good dancer
Delightful
E
Exciting to hear perform live
Emma!
Extraordinary!!
Earnest
F
Female Vocalist of the Year!!
Friendly
Fantastic!
Female artist of 2002
Fabulous
G
Greatest Hits is Triple Platinum! (right? )
good singer
Great!
Gentle
great person
H
Happy Girl
Harmonica player!
healthy
Hot
I
Independence Day, AWESOME song!!
Intelligent
Interesting!
Idealistic
J
Joy of Christmas
Jezebel she ain't
Just Amazing!
Joyful!
K
Kansas, Martina's home state
K~Kinetic! (it means active)
kind
L
Little But Loud
Lovely
Lifetime Intimate Portrait!
M
Martina McBride ROCKS!
Most amazing singer
Magical
Married
Multi-talented!
Martina- she's just her!
N
No one can compare
Nice!
Neat
Never gives up
Number ONE
O
Opens your eyes to a whole new would of inspiration and joy
Original!!!!!
Overwhelming
Outstanding!
P
People just can't get enough of this amazing angel
Pretty
Powerful Voice
Preciously sweet
Q
Queen of Country Music
Quiet
Quite a singer!
R
Reigning ACM and CMA Female Vocalist of the Year!
RULES!!!!
Really cool
Radiant beauty
Risky
Real talent!!!
S
Sharon, Martina's hometown population 200
Simply unbelievable
Super woman
So Sweet
Singer with style
T
Totally Awesome!
TINY!!
Tranquil
U
Unique in every way
Untouchable ( as my favourite no 1 )
Unquestionably the best there's ever been!
V
Victory of keeping a career and family
Very pretty
Vintage (as in classic)
Very Special!
W
Where Would You Be
Wonder woman!
When You Are Old (From The Time Has Come)
well balanced
Wonderful mother for her kids
woman of country
X
Xtraordinary.....close enough right??
Y
You Can't Get Enough!
Youthful
Young and beautiful
Young at heart
Z
Zero, the number of times Martina has sung live on MTV
Zany!
Zealous
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